This is how I frame existence

Another interesting survey

2007-12-01T03:20:33Z

Been a While

2007-11-20T09:23:28Z

Saw this survey; first interesting one in a while:

LAST SHOW YOU ADDED TO YOUR RESUME: Children of a Lesser God

LAST SHOW YOU AUDITIONED FOR: The Tempest

DID YOU GET INTO IT: Tempest

LAST SONG YOU USED AT AN AUDITION: Technicaly "Red Rubber Ball" by The Cyrkle, but in at a theatrical audition it was "Pirate King" from Pirates of Penzance

FAVORITE THEATRE (VENUE): The Kennedy Center

FAVORITE PLAY: Picasso at the Le Pan Angle

FAVORITE MUSICAL: pippin...im also a big fan of little shop

FAVORITE ROLE & FROM WHAT SHOW: Hands down it was Boris in Can-Can; I will forever defend that show

NAME A THEATRE SUPERSTITION: I still listen to a certain Sublime song before the opening show

LAST PART YOU PLAYED IN A SHOW: A disciple in JCS- I decided I was Thomas

YOUR GOAL IN SHOW BUSINESS: I consider it more of a Hobby because I really don't feel like going "all in" on that particular hand

FAVORITE DIRECTOR: Professor Kate

WHAT WAS YOUR VERY FIRST SHOW: Cinderalla at CMS

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A DANCE SOLO: sadly yes- multiple in Footloose

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SINGING SOLO: there have been some

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THE LAST PERSON TO TAKE A BOW: Three times

NAME A SHOW YOU'VE DONE MORE THAN TWO TIMES: haven't had the pleasure, though if I was going to pick and I could reprise the role, Can-Can

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO LA: Hell on Earth

SCARIEST PART OF AN AUDITION: While I don't consider audtioning frightening, sometimes my arms will go numb- its bizarre

BEST PART OF AN AUDITION: The Callback- i like to be able to size up the competition

NAME A SHOW YOU WOULD NEVER DO AGAIN: There has never been a show that I participated in and disliked

NAME A SHOW YOU COULD DO FOR YEARS: Can-Can, JCS, Godspell- in that order

NAME A PERSON YOU'D LIKE TO WORK WITH AGAIN: If I said it, it would sound really, really gay- but their is definetly one person in particular

WHAT ARE YOU AUDITIONING FOR NEXT: Pippin at Burlington

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PERFORMING: 8th grade

DO YOU CARRY YOUR HEADSHOTS AROUND WITH YOU: Not there yet

DO YOU KEEP IN TOUCH WITH PAST CASTMEMBERS: Actually, I don't keep in touch with any former cast member; I just don't really keep in touch with anyone come to think about it... Oh, yeah I guess Jackie Clark

ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW IMPORTANT IS GETTING PAID: If I could do this and get paid... whoo-boy that would be great, but I guess 1

WHAT IS YOUR MOST MEMORABLE PERFORMANCE: For me it was my first Can-Can; however for the few who saw it, it was probably the Do You Have the Right to Remain Dead show where I fell off the chair while pretending to be dead and had to be forced out the door.

WHAT'S SOMETHING EMBARRASSING OR UNEXPECTED THAT HAPPENED TO YOU WHILE ON STAGE: Usually that's me. A list of my personal favorites
1. "Bah, Hasbock"
2. "I want you to stop making a fool of myself"
3. "I'm going to give you... a cookie"
4. Baptizing the cast in Godspell with, ice water and then SuperSoakers
Actually, now that I think about it- Mike Renzi putting a wool hat over my face instead of the blanket, causing the aformentioned chair falling

WHO IS THE MOST DIFFICULT PERSON THAT YOU HAVE EVER WORKED WITH: haha...as an actor or director? Trudy, though I have very, very, little room to talk

EVER BEEN NAKED ON STAGE: I was in a wife beater once, that was the closest I've ever been

WHO OR WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST INSPIRATION OR INFLUENCE: I just like the thrill

BEST PROFESSIONAL SHOW(S) YOU'VE SEEN:Tony Vincent's performace of Judas was the best acting I've ever seen- but that JCS sucked because of Glenn Carters Jesus (HE LOOKS LIKE A BUG)
I'm gonna puss out and say vintage The Producers

BEST AMATEUR/COMMUNITY SHOW(S) YOU'VE SEEN: It might have been because I was relatively young, but Cinnamson's version of The King and I ('93?) was just awesome, as was Fiddler

ONSTAGE, HAVE YOU EVER…
A) been killed? yeah- by Krista
B) been drunk/stoned? happening Jan 18th at BCF, in The Tempest
C) played someone half your age? Nope
D) played someone twice your age? Boris, John/Judas, "Thomas"
E) cried? Actually no... that's odd
F) fired a gun? nope
G) driven a car? sadly negative
H) been drenched? Yes, several times in Godspell- I had to baptize, ya know
I) been in a dream sequence? don't think so
J) been kissed? yep

IF YOU WERE ON BROADWAY RIGHT NOW, WHAT SHOW WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IN AND WHAT ROLE WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY: Man... I'd love to do the Producers, but no one would see it... Evil Dead the Musical if its still on

Last One

2007-05-04T02:08:44Z

So, I have one more paper to do, and I've finished all I need to do to graduate. In the last week I've written close to 70 pages- today I wrote 12 pages in 4 hours, then realized I hadn't double spaced- so it was actually 21. All I have to do is write my 15 page English Thesis (number 2) and I'm finished. What was a marathon is now just a sprint.

But I don't want to.

I'm not ready to finish, I was a until now, but it's nearly over. The only thing standing between me and the real world is 15 pages of analysis on a collection of poem's by Robert Penn Warren. I'm not ready.

Wasn't it yesterday that I was complaining about how 19 was too old an age? Wasn't it yesterday that I stepped on to campus as a freshman? Wasn't it yesterday that I was so worried about vocab tests I would miss watching Duck Tales?

I still don't know what I'm doing in the fall. Presumably law school- but then again, where? This is by far one of the most important turning points in life, just as it is also one of the most uncertain. No matter what I do, I feel that when I wake up tomorrow, I'll be 55, the oldest living member of my family and wondering what happened.

I've had an amazing time here. I've done nearly everything I wanted to do in college. Internships, plays, double majoring/double minoring, debate, fencing, editing for the literary magizine, having my own radio show. I had amazing times and made great friends. But the experiences are about over, and those friend will be scattered- just like those in high school, but worse- because no one grew up in D.C. I seriously have to ask myself, what do you do with a B.A. in English. In a week, I'll be wishing I could go back to college.

It's strange how things change, though it shouldn't be suprising. Three years ago there wasn't a time where I saw less than 20 messages a week on livejournal, now there are maybe two a month. Everyone seems to have grown up, or at least they've become so busy things like this really have lost their importance.

One more paper.

maybe i'm just procastinating.
God I hope so.

Fark.com

2007-04-12T00:52:27Z

So fark.com had a message board challenge "Define your sex life with a Star Wars quote." Honestly, the stuff people came up with was excellent, so I decided I'd give mine and then post the best ones.

First mine: "This is Red Five - I'm going in!"

The other awesome ones:
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

Aren't you kinda short to be a stormtrooper?

"I'm your father."
/wait what?
//oh god--the repressed memories

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

Yipeeeee!

"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?"

You serve your master well and are sure to be rewarded.

I know it smells bad, but it will keep you warm

Don't get too cocky

"I know."

This little one's not worth the effort

It's not my fault! They told me it was fixed !

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.

it's a trap!

I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.

Impressive. Most impressive.

Greedo: That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
Han Solo: Yeah, I'll bet you have.
[SFX: Boom!]

Han Solo: Sorry about the mess.

I got a problem here.
Eject!
I can hold it.
Pull up!
No, I'm all right... ahhh!

Negative. It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface.

Gold Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!

You got a lot of carbon scoring here. It looks like you boys
have seen a lot of action.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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2007-04-11 01:30:36 PM Kusanagi

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

2007-04-11 01:32:00 PM Dread Pirate Slasher

Aren't you kinda short to be a stormtrooper?

2007-04-11 01:32:23 PM absoluteparanoia

"I'm your father."

/wait what?
//oh god--the repressed memories

2007-04-11 01:32:26 PM mildmildwest

I've got a bad feeling about this

2007-04-11 01:32:33 PM Crystal Girl

Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

2007-04-11 01:32:37 PM Wild EEP

Someone's got to save our skins!

2007-04-11 01:32:56 PM Rev.K

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villianry.

2007-04-11 01:32:59 PM BXRWXR

She doesn't like you.

I don't like you either. You just watch yourself.

2007-04-11 01:33:03 PM Dragynwing

The Force is strong with this one.

2007-04-11 01:33:19 PM rickythepenguin

Yipeeeee!

2007-04-11 01:33:19 PM scallywaghotness

Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

/Too good to pass up

2007-04-11 01:33:26 PM anal brazil men

"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?"

2007-04-11 01:33:29 PM Admiral_John

You serve your master well and are sure to be rewarded.

2007-04-11 01:33:32 PM SmoothTex

"That's no moon, it's a space station!"

2007-04-11 01:33:33 PM Rev.K

I know it smells bad, but it will keep you warm.

2007-04-11 01:33:41 PM Dragynwing

Let the Wookie win.

2007-04-11 01:33:51 PM Slim Pickens

"All tha hot biatchez be steppin' off, offerin theyselves to me."

2007-04-11 01:33:58 PM Dom Roark

A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

2007-04-11 01:34:06 PM Huskadoodle

Don't get too cocky

2007-04-11 01:34:17 PM Dragynwing

DO NOT WANT!

2007-04-11 01:34:22 PM aquigley

"I know."

2007-04-11 01:34:30 PM runchkin

This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.

2007-04-11 01:34:31 PM KarmicHoax

This little one's not worth the effort

2007-04-11 01:34:35 PM UnstoppableDrew

It's not my fault! They told me it was fixed !

2007-04-11 01:34:38 PM Crystal Girl

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

2007-04-11 01:34:49 PM Uberchief

Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.

2007-04-11 01:34:53 PM Dragynwing

it's a trap!

2007-04-11 01:34:57 PM blessthe40oz

I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?

2007-04-11 01:35:07 PM antisocialite

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

2007-04-11 01:35:09 PM timmy_the_tooth

2007-04-11 01:35:14 PM aquigley

2007-04-11 01:34:30 PM runchkin
This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.
2007-04-11 01:34:31 PM KarmicHoax
This little one's not worth the effort

See, now that's a simulpost worth putting into a profile.

2007-04-11 01:35:36 PM MissHoneychurch

Crystal Girl: Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

Haha! I love you.

2007-04-11 01:35:45 PM Kusanagi

We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.

2007-04-11 01:35:47 PM KarmicHoax

Gold Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
Gold Five: Gold Five to Red leader, I Lost Tiree, Lost Dutch. They came from... behind!

2007-04-11 01:35:51 PM TripTheLightFantastic

Do or do not. There is no try.

/I dunno, it's the first thing that came to my mind.

2007-04-11 01:35:52 PM ICDedPpl

runchkin
KarmicHoax

/spooky....

2007-04-11 01:35:57 PM WhatYouSay

Its just a series of R2D2 beeps.

2007-04-11 01:35:58 PM Sumpinlikedat

2007-04-11 01:36:06 PM Dragynwing

Impressive. Most impressive.

2007-04-11 01:36:27 PM Big Pimpin' Pappy

"I used to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home"

2007-04-11 01:36:34 PM ajax6677

"I don't know who you are or where you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay? "

/say my name biatch

2007-04-11 01:36:35 PM Sumpinlikedat

timmy_the_tooth: Other Vader pic

Dammit. Great minds. You know. Blah blah blah.

2007-04-11 01:36:35 PM Uberchief

I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it.

2007-04-11 01:36:57 PM President Raygun

The sand people walk in single file to hide their numbers.

I got nothing.

2007-04-11 01:37:02 PM Dragynwing

Kusanagi: We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.

that's a good one.

2007-04-11 01:37:15 PM Crystal Girl

"Grab it. Almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy..."

2007-04-11 01:37:18 PM ozone

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not."

2007-04-11 01:37:18 PM likelyculprit

TK421, why aren't you at your post?

2007-04-11 01:37:38 PM oldfarthenry

`sex life' and `Star Wars'? Those words just don't fit together.

2007-04-11 01:37:46 PM ICDedPpl

Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.

2007-04-11 01:37:50 PM EvilEgg

Han shot first.

/so do I
//I know it's not a quote from the movie

2007-04-11 01:37:59 PM Irish15

[just a glowing lightsabre waving back and forth in front of the Princess' face]

2007-04-11 01:38:01 PM Manfred Richthofen

"You are a little short for a stormtrooper."

2007-04-11 01:38:15 PM Uberchief

Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.

2007-04-11 01:38:15 PM KarmicHoax

So... you got your reward and you're just leaving then?

2007-04-11 01:38:47 PM crunchyfist

do or do not. there is no try.

2007-04-11 01:38:54 PM Squarebobspongepants

Laugh it up, fuzzball!!

2007-04-11 01:38:59 PM Shiat talking Mushrooms

*Looks down at crotch*

"He could use a good kiss!"

2007-04-11 01:39:00 PM TripTheLightFantastic

or

Sorry about the mess.

2007-04-11 01:39:02 PM Nabb1

Negative. It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface.

2007-04-11 01:39:16 PM whatwouldbuffydo

Crystal Girl: Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

Classic.

2007-04-11 01:39:24 PM Grandmaster Poopypants

It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface.

2007-04-11 01:39:57 PM peck

Turn them off! Turn them ALL off!

2007-04-11 01:40:04 PM Uberchief

Put that thing away, you're gonna get us all killed!

2007-04-11 01:40:49 PM Grandmaster Poopypants

(shakes fist)

Nabb1 shot first.

2007-04-11 01:41:04 PM Howie Spankowitz

Rawwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr!
-Chewbacca

2007-04-11 01:41:08 PM KarmicHoax

Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion.

2007-04-11 01:41:45 PM EL_FABREZ

If I could I'd probably be a virgin anyways.

2007-04-11 01:41:50 PM OyleSylck

Yub nub!

2007-04-11 01:41:54 PM Dom Roark

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

2007-04-11 01:41:56 PM spacely_sprocket

Greedo: That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
Han Solo: Yeah, I'll bet you have.
[SFX: Boom!]
Han Solo: Sorry about the mess.

2007-04-11 01:41:57 PM crunchyfist

evacuate? In our moment of triumph?

2007-04-11 01:42:14 PM BullsHitter

Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.

2007-04-11 01:42:20 PM never odd or even

I got a problem here.
Eject!
I can hold it.
Pull up!
No, I'm all right... ahhh!

2007-04-11 01:42:23 PM Dragynwing

lol...has anyone quoted something from the 3 crappy movies?

2007-04-11 01:42:47 PM Number23

Impressive.

Most impressive.

2007-04-11 01:42:59 PM Dragynwing

besides nooooooooooooooooo! i mean

2007-04-11 01:43:00 PM Kusanagi

Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy

2007-04-11 01:43:04 PM byss

I thought they smelled bad.... on the outside

2007-04-11 01:43:18 PM insane_idoru

oldfarthenry: `sex life' and `Star Wars'? Those words just don't fit together.

The hell they don't.

Gold Leader: They're coming in! Three marks and 2-10!
Gold Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: Loosen up!
Gold Five: Gold Five to Red leader, I Lost Tiree, Lost Dutch. They came from... behind!

Obi-Wan: We'll take him together. You go in on his left.

Princess Leia: Into the garbage chute, flyboy.

And then my favorite of the quotes on fark:
"Cover me, Porkins."

cavilaesthetics @ 2007-03-04T14:03:00

2007-03-04T19:54:22Z

The Setup:
Using the letter P, list 10 songs and then give their significance. THe challenge, make them all from the artists Tom used., while ensuring that I could actually listen to them.

Protection- Ben Folds, off of the Speed Graphic LP
The theme of this letter is, "bands tom used that I can actually stand." In this case, protection is one of those above average songs that I probably like only because the rest of the LPs in the last couple years suck. I would have picked the demo version, but the quality is too poor. (Yes I could have picked philosophy, but I didn't- go fuck yourself)

Pulsing Pulsing- XTC, off of Rag Bone Buffet: Rare Cuts & Leftovers,
This is one of the first XTC songs I could stand, probably because it's just over 1:30 seconds long. I'm pretty sure that the majority of people reading this would hate this song, which is just another reason I enjoy it.

Prolouge, August 29th, 1968- Chicago, off of Chicago Transit Authority
Much more stomachable then "Free form Guitar," this song is important because the album is very good; thus, you always have to suffer through this song if you want to enjoy the rest of an awesome debut album, even if it has hippy overtones.

Purple Toupee- They Might Be Giants, off of Lincoln
Clearly better than the other TMBG songs that start with P, such as "Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head," "Pencil Rain," and, "Particle Man." Its one of those songs that if people asked me, "make me a CD of TMBG song," I'd put on the Cd, because it wouldn't scare them. Probably one of my favorite 7 TMBG songs. Tom didn't have, "For Science" on his list, but that doesn't mean he shouldn't have.

Papas Got A Brand New Bag- James Brown, off of James Browns Greatest Hits
I won't put on any Simon and Garfunkel on this list on principal. However, this song (and artist) are clearly better. No one hates this song, because it is awesome. And you can play it in a black dinner, and no one will attempt to murder, or suprise sex you.

Polly- Nirvana, off of Nevermind
"Polly wants a cracker, I think I should get off her first." Possibly the best song about man-bird sex ever. Also, I can listen to this and not think of blowing up Seattle, unlike tom's selection. Also, Nevermind is amazing, besides the whole naked baby thing.

Polonaise in A flat major, op. 53- Chopin, performed by Vladamir Ashkenazy
This is the music used as the theme to "Oliver Cromwell," by Monty Python- Unfortunately, "Oliver Cromwell." does not start with "p." Polonaise, though, does. I did contemplate using "Penis Song," but I thought that would be WAY to easy.

Pusher, The- Blind Melon, off of Nico
Let's be honest, NO ONE listens to Neko Case. But, this Blind Melon song of the ALBUM Nico, is a great cover )read: better than the orignal by 2000%) of the original Steppenwolf song. Also, I have to inclue Blind Melon on any music list, on principal.

Poor Mary Lane- Moxy Fruvous (ignore my lack of umlauts), off of Wood
An intesting fact, an anagram of Moxy Fruvous is Morousy xvf. Also, no matter what the song, I'd rather listen to Fruvous than Morissey- unless it's Wood is also a great album. And this is an awesome song

Please Let Me Wonder- Beach Boys, off of The Beach Boys Today!
Little known fact, when I was little the Beach boys were one of my top three favorite bands. Can you guess the rest? Probably, yes. This song is moderately decent, and isn't about plants. It's also not by the Beachels. That makes it acceptable.

Easy.
Yeah, I'll do a real "Music Paul loves that begins with P" later, possibly with pictures. The challenge needed to be met first.

2006

2006-12-31T08:21:50Z

What an odd year. In the span of the last 12 months, I lived in a foreign country, worked for Parliment, lost two people I was really close to, had two of the best semesters ever, and gained a really hot girlfriend. Two of my closest friends got engaged, I changed my post-graduation plans for the first time in 9 years, I became the top debator at my school, I got into what will be the last show of my college career, finally got to know D.C., etc...

I mean, there were some completely terrible things that happened this year, see the deaths in the family, but overall, this has been a really good year for me. I've always thought that if there was some way to get a me from every minute of my life- as in a different me for every minute I've lived, it would result in a lot of me beating the crap out of myself because I'm so obstinate yet I learn a lot, so the disagreements in opinion and on principal would just cause violence. But this year, if there was a paul from every minute, I don't think there'd be much fighting at all. I think that's some sort of progress.

By next year I want to have won a lot of money in poker and be finacial secure (resolution).

Tom's song thing

2006-12-08T07:03:40Z

As per Tom's request...

The following are the top 5 songs I'm into right now and reason why

1. Carbon Monoxide- Cake
I've always liked Cake, and I've had this song for quite sometime, but I never really listened to to until recently. Now it's one of my favorite 13 Cake songs. The rhythm is great, and it's got this interesting pseudo-60's pyshcidelic feel while at the same time is very minimalistic. Cake is awesome; I hope I can appreciate more of their stuff later in life.

2. Fable- Gatsby's American Dream
This song I've listened to so much in the last couple weeks it's almost lost its magic... but not yet. The album Volcano has some amazing tracks, and while it came out early in the year I only was able to get it from Kevin a month ago. Their sound is incredibly unique and crazy good. Also, it's about Lord of the Flies- which officially makes it my favorite thing about Lord of the Flies.

3. Pompeii- Gatsby's American Dream
Once again another song from Volcano- this one is about the obvious. Again the sound is so different from the other stuff I've heard, and I listen to a lot of stuff.

4. Light Years- Jamiroquai
I'm into really obscure Jamiroquai songs- read Black Capricorn Day, Black Devil Car, and this song. I'm not into most of the stuff that they put out. In fact, I was nearly positive that I had found all their good songs (of which there are 5) several months ago. However, this song was randomly on the CUA radio station playlist one day, and I liked to so much I actually bought the damn thing. That is a rarity. In any case, sometimes this band can "bring the funk." This song is one of those times

5. Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is- Jet
This is one of Jet's new singles. Ok, they aren't exactly innovative, but holy crap they know how to make a good rock song. Get Born was sweet as hell, this New CD, from what I've heard, is on par. On some tracks they seem to be replacing their archetype from AC/DC to Oasis, but not this one.

6. Bright Lights- Carbon Leaf
Their new album, Love. Loss. Hope. Repeat. was a huge dissapointment in everyway. I hate their new direction, I hate the singles, I hate the lack of them showing their muscial abilities. However, this song grows on you. And after a while, I think I'll appreciate it- kinda like a really good fuck buddy.

On that note, I have 30 pages to write in the next 18 hours. Yeah, it sucks.

Procrastination

2006-11-17T07:32:47Z

Warning: this is not a PC quiz

Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call thongs thongs not flip flops
[ ] you love a backyard barbie
[ ] you know a barbie is not a doll
[X] you love the beach
[X] sometimes you swear without realising
[X] you're a sports fanatic!!
[ ] you are stacks tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[ ] you scratch your butt without shame
[ ] you have an australian something (thongs, shirt, phone sock, etc.)
Total = 3

Italian
[X] The Godfather is a great movie.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauce.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X] You know a lot of italian songs.
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color
[X] You speak some italian.
[ ] You are under 5'3''.
[ ] Pizza is the best food in the world.
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total = 6

Hispanic
[ ] You say member instead of remember
[ ] You speak spanish
[ ]You love rice and Beans.
[ ] YoU TyPe likE ThIs 0n Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned
[ ]You know what a Bodega is.
[X] You talk fast.
[ ] If you are a guy you get a shape up, If you are a girl you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
Total = 1

Russian
[] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you get short tempered
[X] you know of sombody named boris/natasha
[X] white white skinned
[X] you get cold easily
[X] you are athletic
[X]snow is fun for you
[X] You get into contests often
[X]You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total = 5

Irish
[ ] you think beer is the best
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ly,on,un,an,ry,ty.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[X] You have been to a st.pattys day party.
[ ] you have family from Ireland.
Total = 2

Black
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair
[ ] You LOVE/LIKE rap
[ ] You talk with slang
[X] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist
[X] You like chicken
[X] You like watermelon
[X] you can dance
[X] you can ..sing.. gospel
[ ] Your parents said they found you in the jungle in Africa
Total = 5

Wtf- everyone loves watermelon and chicken

Asian
[ ] you have slanty eyes
[X] you LOVE rice
[X] you are smart
[X] you have played the piano
[ ]you have family from asia
[ ] you have teeny feet
[ ] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[ ] most people think you're chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
Total = 3

(How racist was this category... crazy quiz)

German
[X] You like bread
[ ] You think American Chocolate would be better with less Sugar
[ ] You dont drink your soda without ice
[X] You Speak German
[X] You know what Schnitzel is and you love it
[X] You are Catholic or Protestant
[ ] You know or are related to a nazi
[X] You went to Kindergarten/Pre-school
[ ] you're over 5' 10"
Total: 5

Canadian
[ ] You play/played hockey
[ ] you love alcohol
[ ] You say eh
[ ] You don't believe war is the answer
[ ] You know what poutine is
[ ] You speak some french
[ ] You love Tim Horton's
[ ] At one point you lived in a cabin
[ ] you have gotten high
Total = 0

Fuck Yeah, no Canadian.

Also, no English? Un-cool

Odd that I ended up being more Russian then anything else, really that is confusing.

Copycat

2006-11-06T02:42:12Z

You Are 4% Democrat

If you have anything in common with the Democrat party, it's by sheer chance.
You're a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that!

How Democrat Are You?

For the record it was the "Gay People Are Fabulous Question"

You Are 72% Republican

You have a good deal of elephant running through your blood, and you're proud to be conservative.
You don't fit every Republican stereotype, but you definitely belong in the Republican party.

How Republican Are You?

Acceptable

Good Survey

2006-11-03T06:42:57Z

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you explode?
The president of Iran, and I'd do it when he's inspecting his nuclear reactor core.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Oh god... so many- Black Eyed Peas

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Bob Novak

4. What is your favorite cheese?
mozarealle

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
White Bread, lettuce, turkey, ham, mustard.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Rachel McAdams, without question

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Oddly enough, Kelly Clarkson

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count)
More 360 games

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
I always have a free plane ticket to anywhere- but Sydney Australia is next on my list

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
I'm getting a really really big knife

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
First, I question why the Lord God Jehovah, creator of Heaven and Earth has decided that I, of all people, get this interesting prize. Then it's easy; I'm getting Dom Perrieniogn. Sell that shit. Even if I only get one a week, that's roughly 62,000 dollars a year I can suppliment my income with.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Hard... I don't want to go back too far, because there won't be sanitation... yet I don't want to go to close, because that would be boring

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Wait, are there people there... or am I going crazy on a deserted island. Because if it's the former then the rule is, "Paul makes the rules even after the society is complete." If I'm going crazy, I might as well outlaw hurricanes on the island.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
I'm bringing back Brisco County Junior

15. What is your favorite expletive?
"Wt, the fuck, f"

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
One might think to call ghostbusters, but instead, I'd call Brandon Fraiser; he's had the most experience with these things.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My computer, fucking duh.

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
I kill the Angel Of Death

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Once again, ultimate telekensis- that is, I can force lift anything with my mind, no weight limit. This makes me able to fly, able to create "fields of force," I can force push, etc. etc.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Act II Can-Can closing night, sophomore year of highschool

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
Last Two Days, Spring Break senior year of highschool

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
MF, that is not cool. I'm like the first person to be exiled since Charlie Chaplin. Man, that's terrible- I guess London.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? Come on!
Strangers Bar at Parliment- I won't get to drink there often, but what better place to drink then on the river Thames, looking out on the common people.

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!"
Um... an executive board member from Viacom's house? They'd know how to market that.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Ronald Reagan, pre-the alzheimers... I need someone to vote for in '08.

26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Hmmm, let me think- I have the ability to deny eternal happiness to an entity in order to put them back on this planet... who do I hate that much

27. What's your theme song?
The Amazing Journey- The Who; though this is temporary until I write my own.

Fuckers

2006-09-10T06:27:20Z

So, a while back, like more than a year ago, I registered at eharmony- why? Not because I want to get matched to some random chick I've never met. That would be the gayest thing ever. Think About It. "So, paul where did you meet your wife." "Oh, I went to this website..." Fuck that. However, they are advertised as having a very extensive personality profile, and I'm into that- ENTP an everything. In anycase, when I took it, it told me I because I was under 21 I couldn't be registered, and didn't give me the damn thing.

Gay.

In anycase, I realized today tha, being 21, I could now check it. So I read the profile and "compatiblity profile" which tells you the chicks you like. Profile was pretty accurate, i'd say 98% and the compatibility one about 90-5%. I was honestly kinda suprised how crazy it was, "Your ideal mate would understand that the homeless need charity, but probably wouldn't give to them if asked." Seriously. Almost as good, "Your ideal mate probably will understand family tension, as they have lived with it there whole life and are used it it." Um... Weird, I like girls from broken-homes? Not exactly what I'd consider to be true, but it is humourous.

However the best was, "Your ideal mate understands that sometimes its better to hurt the feelings of other if they are to hold the upper hand in an argument." I mean, holy shit, that's freaking awesome.

So, because I admit I was curious there were a lot of people like this, I checked my matches. What I got was a message that said for 1 out of every 5 people can't be matched because of too much possible variance, they'd rather not take the risk of it working, because if it doesn't it will be bad.

Wtf. How gay is that. If eharmony.com was a guy, I'd kick him in the nuts.
Once again, I wouldn't ever use this site, but it's a matter of principal.
I am, though, taking this as a sign that I am much to awesome to be matched to a soulmate by a computer.

Also, the phillies need to win.

i'm SOOO It

2006-09-08T04:33:44Z

I'm assuming this means I have to say 6 random things?

1. My Radio Show Comes Back In two Weeks, (MIdnight Injection: Monday Nights 10:00-12:00, go to wcua.cua.edu and listen, I guarentee to raise your IQ by five points, unless your too stupid to learn)

2. I feel more behind in school at this point then I have since 7th grade, though I don't really have that much to do...

3. There is a really, really, really, really cute chick in CUA that I want to get with, but I don't have the time to make a move. How freakin' gay.

4. Seaking of which, for the second time, I have a gay roommate.

5. My gay roomate is also a seminarian.

6. I found out he was gay when a friend of his tried to sssshh him by putting his finger to his lips, and then my roomate decided to suck his finger and make out with him our couch.

Not that's there's anything wrong with that.

I tag, Tom, T. Krause, and ED HARPER!!!!

Ze Authobiography Quiz

2006-08-12T19:44:06Z

Part 1: The Birth of You:

Were you a planned baby?: Yes. My coming was foretold by Isiah... who was my mom's doctor
Were you the first?: Yes
Who was present at your birth?: My Parents, presumabely Isiah
Were your parents married when you were born?: Yes
What is your birthdate?: The 12th of Never

Part 2: The Family

How would you describe your family?: A unique snowflake
Are your parents married? Nope
Siblings or an only child?: 3 Siblings
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?: Oldest
What are your siblings names and ages?: Katherine 15, Kevin 13, Emily, 3
Which parent do you get along with best?: Both
What do you fight about?: Politics, namely why they aren't conservative enough
Do you have step parents?: 2

Part 3: The Friends

Do you have more than one best friend?: Yes.
Who are your best friends?: Drew, Mary Kate, Courtney.
What do you like to do when you are together?: Act like fucking idiots.
Do you share the same interests?: Not really.
Which friend can you tell anything to?: Drew.

Part 4: Your Personality

How high/low is your self esteem?: I debate daily which I have more of ego and self-esteem, usually Self Esteem wins, but that boost my ego, so I have to re-evaluate... it's complicated
Are you an extrovert or an introvert?: Converted Extrovert
Are you happy?: I'm paul, my life is close to utter perfection
Do you live life to the fullest?: I have a fuller life than anyone ever... except Ed- Ed is a pretty full guy

Part 5: Appearance

Are you comforable with the way you look?: Comfortable, yes
Do you have any piercings besides your ears?: I don't have my eyes pierced, stupid quiz
Describe your hair? Perfect
What make-up do you wear?: Well I start the day with MaryCay Foundation 407, then fill in my eyebrows... wait no I don't- Why the hell would I hide my beatiful complection
How do you dress? In comfortable fashion, if only I could find a good new pair of Linen pants

Part 6: The Past

Were you a strange child?: No, I was an Honor Student
What did you use to love that you no longer do?: I lost interest in action figures in Middle School... sad times
Do you have the same friends?: Heh, no
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?: Nothing I can think of

Part 7: The Future

What is your ambition?: What isn't my ambition
Are you scared of growing old?: No, I don't mind getting older, as long as I stay eternally young, forever
Do you want to get married?: Eh, that's an issue for future paul to decide on

Part 8: The Outdoors

Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: Depends
What is your favorite season: Still haven't decided
Do you like walking in the rain?: Yes

Part 9: Food

Are you a vegentarian?: *snicker*
What is your favorite fruit?: Nectarines, Cherries, and peaches
What food makes you want to gag?: Tom would say "cock," but for me it's Rice Krispie Treats
What is your favorite dessert?: Mint Chocolate Chip.
What is your favorite restaurant?: P.F. Changs...
Are you a fussy eater?: Eh, not particularly

Part 10: Relationships and Love

Are you single or taken?: Single
If taken who is the lucky guy/girl?: Man, I am- single = awesome
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?: Love is pretty sweet, but I don't know, but the first bite of a nerds rope and climaxing are pretty high up there... Imagine biting into a nerds rope during climax... that would be better than love
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes

Part 11: Experiences

What was one of your greatest experiences?: Quiting drugs.
What was one of your worst?: Doing drugs.
Have you ever done drugs?: ... No, I was just pretending. < /sarcasm >
Have you ever thought you were going to die?: Yeah, though it's cool I'm not going to, ever.
Have you ever suffered from depression?: Nah man, depression is wicked cool.

This is the longest I've gone without updating my journal... stupid England. College in 8 days, essays due in 3, motherfucker.

cavilaesthetics @ 2006-06-27T13:37:00

2006-06-27T12:37:11Z

You scored as Hunter. You Are a hunter, you are deadly and wield a powerful built-in fuel rod cannon to your armour, you are always with another hunter, and if anything starts annoying you -SPLAT- you knock them a mile or two, or if you're felling very angry, there will be marine stew on the menu at the restaurant you own

</td>

Hunter

100%

Master Chief

100%

Jackal

70%

Elite

70%

The Arbiter

60%

Brute

60%

Tartarus

50%

Sergeant Johnson

50%

Cortana

50%

343 guilty Spark

40%

Grunt

30%

What halo / halo 2 character are you?
created with QuizFarm.com

Oh yeah, that's right. I kick incredibly serious ass.
And I tied with Master Chief, so suck my balls.

Bagel, Bagel... Bagel

2006-06-23T01:25:02Z

R.I.P. Bagel

You finally are in fact, no longer alive.

I'm going to miss that Beagle....

I'm a cute puppy

2006-06-20T13:10:52Z

You Are a German Shepherd Puppy

Intelligent, quick witted, and a bit aggressive.
You've got the jaw power to take a bite out of anyone you choose.

What Breed of Puppy Are You?

Acceptable puppy, though not my first choice of what dog to be when I grow up.

cavilaesthetics @ 2006-06-09T19:55:00

2006-06-09T19:40:57Z

This is that quiz where you answer the questions by putting iTunes on Random. I'm giving myself one Mulligan just in case the answer to "Describe my grandparents" ends up being Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust."
Now if the song's title doesn't fit the answer, you have to read into it.

Oh, and as a control, I'm starting on "You Have AIDS" of Family Guy fame.

1. How am I feeling today?: He is Not Dead Yet (Monty Python's Spamalot)

2. Will I get far in life? On the Right Track (Pippin; Sweet, but if these all turn out to be Musicals, I'll be confused)

3. How do my friends see me?: Monorail (Simpons Sountrack.... wtf)

4. When will I get Married?: Steven's Last Night In Town (Ben Folds Five- "Couldn't Love a woman with Cellulite;" guess not)

5. What is my best friend's theme song?: Sweet Transvestite (The Rocky Horror Picture Show- Heh, wow)

6. What is the story of my life?: The Imperial March/Darth Vader's Theme (John Williams, Episode V Soundtrack- Mwuahahahah)

7. What is/was highschool like?: Just A Memory (Rufio- Fair enough iTunes)

8. How can I get ahead in life? Start Something (Lostprophets- ...Excellent...)

9. What is the best thing about me? Burning Love (Elvis Presly- This is getting Uncanny)

10. How is today going to be? Burning With Optimism's Flames (XTC- Maybe I should have taken the mulligan with Steven's Last Night in Town, because iTunes is On today)

11. What is in store for this weekend?: Anywhere But Here (MXPX- That's right I'm going away from the apartment)

12.What song describes my parents?: Point to Prove (Theory Of A Deadman- Another point to you Shuffle)

13. To describe my grandparents? Wow, I called that- Mulligan; New: Hymn For Sunday Evening (Bye Bye Birdie Soundtrack)
Heh, I'll reveal the Mulligan on the bottom

14. How is my life going?: Feels Like the First Time (Foreigner- Hahaha)

15. What song will they play at my funeral?: Only The Good Die Young (Billy Joel- Incredible... though scary... though i'd have to be good to die young, so like I die old and this is someone's idea of a joke; man that fuck will pay for screwing with my funeral... bastard)

16. How does the world see me?: Dangerous Bastard- (GTA V-Rock, artist unknown- LOL, fuck you iTunes)

17. Will I have a Happy Life? If I Were a Rich Man (Fiddler on The Roof- well then, that settles that)

18. What do my friends really think of me?: I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should You Shut You Mouth (Fall Out Boy- *snicker* Fuck you again, iTunes)

19. Do people secretly lust after me?: In Love (William Shatner/Ben Folds- Yeah, that's pretty much right)

20. How can I make myself happy?: Sun King (Beatles- great, so the only way I'll ever be happy is to conquer the sun)

21. What should I do with my life?: Play the Tune or Die (Larger Than Life- woah, harsh)

22. Will I ever have children? Love Shack (B-52's; I guess that means I'll have a lot of children?

23. What is some good advice for me?: Screenwriting an Apology (Hawthorne Heights- I'll put it on my to-do list)

24. What's that smell? They Might Be Giants (They Might Be Giants- giggle)

25. What is my signature dancing song?: Ocean's Eleven Theme Song (... I'll take it)

26. What do I think my current theme song is?: The Real Me (The Who- once again, acceptable)

27. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?: Changeless (Carbon Leaf- at least's it not as harsh as the previous answers)

28. What type of men/women do you like?: My Best Friend's Girl (The Cars- LOL, well played iTunes, but you are foiled as no one fits that category)

29. How do you feel about yourself at this point in time? Hit or Miss (New Found Glory- Perfect.)

That was scarily accurate.

Oh, the Mulligan Was "Take a Lick" By Akinale, and if you knew the song, you'd know how demented iTunes Suffle Songs is.

If i spent all the time I spend taking quizes learning I language...

2006-06-07T23:34:52Z

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	46%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	40%
Accommodation	\|\|\|\|	16%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Religious	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|	16%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|	16%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Physical Fitness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	84%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Female cliche	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%

Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

Me, not self absorbed? That is broken.
And what the fuck is "Mystical." Who thinks they are mystical- honestly?

This a quiz day

2006-06-04T20:09:35Z

You Are Cookie Monster

Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.

You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around.

You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking

How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!"

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Yeah

2006-06-04T16:50:50Z

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You know who you want and you go after them. If they’re not interested, then you shrug it off because there are plenty more potential hot dates out there. You don’t waste time and, because of this, you have a high chance of finding Mr. or Miss Right (Now).

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cavilaesthetics @ 2006-05-31T01:49:00

2006-05-31T05:49:34Z

Life is great.

Prime Minsters Questions was Awesome

2006-05-24T11:27:33Z

Your Love Life Secrets Are

Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves.

You've been deeply wounded in the past, and you're still recovering from that hurt.

It's important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off.

In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails - or at least you'd like to think so.

A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well.

Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

Almost, but I always now how things are going.
Also, my logic always prevails

And... part 2

2006-05-22T12:11:22Z

65. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? 3 times
66. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Everyday
67. Broken a bone? Fractured fingers, not broken bones
68. Been easily amused? Hehe, what a great question
69. Laugh so hard you cry? yeah
71. Forgotten someone's name? yes
72. Blacked out from drinking? Never
73. Played a prank on someone? It's my job
74. Gone to a late night movie? Once again, part of my job
75. Made love to anything not human? Unlike Steve, I do not make love to a sock
76. Failed a class? 2 Actually, same highschool Semester- yet I still have a loaded scholarship, I'm awesome
77. Choked on something you aren't supposed to eat? No... what a dirty question
78. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? Not just one instrument
79. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? I say No
80. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? Only Communists and the English don't celebrate the 4th of July
81. Thrown strange objects? All the time
82. Felt like killing someone? Yes, many people deserve to not exist
83. Thought about running away? Like, from college? what a waste of money
84. Ran away? Again, stupid
85. Had detention and not attend it? No detentions
86. Made your parents cry? yes
87. Cried over someone? Eh
88. Owned more than 5 sharpies? yeah
89. Dated someone more than once? Yep
90. Have a dog? 2
91. Own an instrument? more than I can count
92. Been in a band? I'm hardcore like that
93. Drank 25 sodas in a day? No, but I did drink 2, 2 liters in a hour of Surge
94. Broken a cd? I used to pretend I was a Ninja and had throwing CDs
95. ever shot a gun? Of course
96. Been online for more than 5 hours? sadly yes
97. Eaten an entire pizza? Oh my middle school days
98. Flirted with a huge nerd, just to be funny? Haha... nerd.
99. Have u ever ate POLLO ASADO? Have no idea what that is
100. Thought about what people would say at your funeral? that assumes I die

Part 1

2006-05-20T21:57:59Z

1.Made out for more than 3 minutes? Possibly for more than 3 hours... possibly
2. Slept in a different bed? of course
3. Made out in a movie theatre? yep
4. Made out in the forest? Bamboo Forest, yes
5. Thought your cousin was hot? Wtf, this is a retarded question
6. smoked a cigarette? That shit will give you lung cancer
7. Slept naked? Who doesn't sleep naked?
8. made out with someone of the same sex? Never
9. Gone over the speed limit? Speedlimits are just suggestions
10. Painted your room? No
11. Driven a car? Yes
12. Danced in front of your mirror? Some people call it dance, I call it perfection
13. Gotten a hickey? Yes
14. Been dumped? Meh
15. Stolen money from friend? Nope... well I beat them at poker and blackjack
16. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes, because they offered my candy
17. Been in a fist fight? Yep
18. Snuck out of your house? Yep
19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? No, everyone loves me
20. Been arrested? I'm not Kevin
21. gone sky diving? on the list of things to do
22. Left your house with out telling your parents? See #18
23. Had a crush on your neighbor? Not since kindergarden
24. Ditched school to do something more fun? Once, for lord of the Rings
25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? No, actually
26. Seen someone die? Dubious
27. Been on a plane? ALl the time
28. Kissed a picture? Silence is consent
29. Slept in until 3? I do go to college
30. Love someone or miss someone right now?
31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yep
32. Made a snow angel? Yep
33. Played dress up? I have often attempted to be a klingon
34. Cheated while playing a game? The game of life
35. Been lonely? nope
36. Fallen asleep at work/school? nope
37. Been to a club? yep
38. Felt an earthquake? yep
39. Touched a snake? yes
40. Ran a red light? yes
41. Been suspended from school? Nope, came close though
42. Had detention? Nope
43. Been in a car accident? Someone crashed on my birthday
44. Hated the way you look? I'm perfect
45. Witnessed a crime? yep
46. Been lost? I have no sense of direction
47. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yep
48. Felt like dying from embarrassment? I'm too important to die
49. Cried yourself to sleep? Nope
50. Sang karaoke? Suprisingly, no
51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? "I won't bite the tootsie pop, I won't bite the tootsie pop."
52. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? Nope
53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
54. Kissed in the rain? Yeah, but it's been awhile
55. Sung in the shower? Yeah
56. Had a dream that you married someone? Occasionally
57. Glued your hand to something? No
58. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Heh, no
59. Ever gone to school partially naked? Nope
60. Been a cheerleader? No
61. Sat on a roof top? Yeah, a lot actually
62. Didn't take a shower for a week? Probably when I was like 11, I was a kid once...
63. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone? No
64. Played chicken? Yes, love it

You didn't really think I'd constantly update, did you... Well you're dumb.

2006-05-15T20:00:10Z

I hate:

Women who are way passed their prime wearing clothes as if they were twenty. And I don't mean any small portion, but the vast majority of older women in this country.

I mean, If I ever get that terrible, I'll wear vests and white pants as a warning to all those who might approach.

Reconsidering:
Brown Pidgeons- they really do add to the ambience

My prime minister had a meeting with Tony Blair today. Sadly, I was not invited. However, now there is clearly only 1 degree of seperation between Tony Blair and I. Also, I was able to watch House Questions today from in house- think Prime Minister's questions but JV. It was quite amusing, I was slightly envious at that governmental quirk.

A quick addition to my last report. When I wrote my days 4-7 entry, I was under the impression it was approximately 8 hours early than it was. This was not, however due to jet lag over a prolongued time. Rather, it was my iPod randomly changing its default time so that not ONE of its world clocks is functioning properly. In fact, they are all 8 hours behind. Needless to say, it explains why I thought I woke up on 5:30 A.M. on a Sunday. Not Cool.

In anycase, today I was given my first interesting singular assignment; I am to represent my MP at a formal reception. Alas, that reception is for the development to fight Bowel Cancer. But it is a start. Also, I got my first piece of mail at my parliamentary account. I still am not sure how long it will take for me to get used to the title "Mr. Huntington." Though, if all goes according to plan, I'll have a master's degree in a relatively short period time allowing me to say, "I didn't spend one year getting my Master2s degree just to be called 'mister.'"

Oh yes, I will demand to be called master.
And how sweet it will be...

Wednesday, Bowel Cancer; later... THE WORLD

Hmm, that came out wrong. I don't mean I'm going to get bowel cancer... Nevermind